So, you might have noticed a definite lack of posting lately. This is because WordPress, which I have decided is a hackable nightmare, has been screwed up in ways I find hard to describe. For instance: I'm currently typing in invisible ink. I hit keys on the keyboard and the cursor moves, but it's still a blank page. Apparently, there was an option to type posts in lemon juice that I wasn't aware of nor can I disable it. So, you guys might need to hold your monitor near a candle flame to be able to read it. My other blog, Kamikaze Kumquat, is in even worse shape as posting has been rendered impossible there. When I hit "add new post" I am sent to a page that is nothing but a few letters written in some alien script. Apparently, I'm meant to contact the mothership instead.
I have to tell you guys, I'm fed up with this shit. My blogs will never get a decent readership if I can't bloody update them on a regular basis, and believe me folks, I have tried. 99% of the time I can't get a post up because of WordPress. I have never seen a site that gets hit with hacks so often, except maybe, anything hosted by AOL. I am keeping my domain names, but I fully intend to move the blogs to a new hosting site soon. It will be my birthday present to me. Now, I'm going to go highlight this post so I can see whether or not it makes any sense at all, after which I will go drown my sorrows in gaming.
Dear WordPress:
Bite me.
Love,
Papermasks
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Moi? Bitter? Perish the thought!
I was wondering what the hell was up... your feed hasn't updated since August. I thought you'd joined the horde of bloggers who have given up. Come to the (Blogger) darkside, my sweet.