Totally Random Thursday: I-don't-believe-it's-Thursday Edition

I had several days off last week for the weather, which is both good and bad because not getting paid sucks but days off don't suck.  After that, I worked from Thursday through Saturday with Sunday off and then worked my normal week.  I've thought it was Wednesday all day.  Yesterday, I nearly wished a client a happy weekend.  My days are a little off.

Random is as random does:

• There is that joke that details one of the reasons men are scared of women is because anything that bleeds for a week out of a month and doesn't die is frightening.  Personally, I subscribe to all the PMS jokes.  Yeah, yeah, feminists everywhere want to yell at me, but considering that three days out of this week I was hurting and cranky enough to chew on chains, only to be placated by my hubby giving me a pile of painkillers, wasabi peas, and a token made in the silk painting class, then it's safe to say that I was definitely a beast that had been soothed.  Political Correctness is for wimps.
  
• My hubby is awesome, by the way.  Just sayin'.
• Wasabi peas are the best until the wasabi gets into your sinuses.  Then again, it's the danger that keeps dragging me back.
• I am the only one in the state of Arkansas not ready for the heat of summer. 
  
• I am seriously wanting some boiled crawfish.
• The insomnia is back.  Woo.
• Anyone else have this incredible urge to go to a strip club?
• So, I did a spa party for seven six-year-old girls.  It wasn't horrible.  It was very loud and the girls were cute.  However, I could've done without the two hours of Myley Cyrus on repeat.  Two.  Hours.  The only reason I didn't rip out my uterus that night and set it on fire in the front yard is because Super Husband wouldn't let me have a pair of pliers.
• Super husband bought me sushi, tea, a back scratcher, and wasabi peas for Valentine's.  Again, he is made of awesome.
• I have had two cups of Jasmine tea and am officially hooked.  Crack, that stuff is.
• Man Candy: (noun) That guy in that movie with those looks and that hubba-hubba that could make you unfaithful for at least one night even if you know it means nothing to you or him, but you gotta try anyway.  Everyone has The List.  The List of people who if approached you out of the fantastical blue to say they would do you for one night, you'd turn to your beloved and say, "You are the light of my life, my heartbeat, and my dying breath, but I'll be right back..."

Okay, so it's a short random list this week, but while this week was weird in the strange line-up of working days, it wasn't that weird altogether.  Well, Monday was strange in the little things that went wrong, but I blame my period.  It's easier.




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Before anyone asks, Antonio Banderas is at the top.  Have special place for Vin Diesel because he's a gamer and only if he doesn't speak.  Love the guy, but when he talks he sounds like a moron.