Recently in weight Category

So, yeah, I thought I could get away with a short post, but then I remembered it was Thursday, and while I've been lax lately, I'm trying to not be, which means if I remembered it being Thursday I better damn well produce a Totally Random Thursday.

Damn my self-imposed rules.

Read 'em and weep:

• So, a couple weeks or so ago, I was dragged kicking and screaming down to Louisiana to hang with our peeps.  Hanging with our peeps was most desired, but doing it in the ass-crack of the devil was not so much.  However, much fun was had and much booze was drunk.  What we didn't expect was to return home with a plague.  I say plague not because it was a terribly bad head cold we shared, but because apparently everyone in the household got sick.  Everyone.  I haven't told him "told you so" yet, but I will.
• Worked six days in a row last week for the first time since I lived in New Mexico.  I don't wish to do that again.
• The job has gotten busier.  We are very happy about this.
• The Problem Therapist got stuck alone with me today.  I was PMSing and cranky.  She must have sensed it, for she was on her best behavior.  Damn.  The first time in forever when there was no clients around for me to get a reason to chew on her ass.  Crap.  The gods protect fools and children!
• I did get a reason to chew on the Problem Therapist's ass last Thursday when she started a fight with the Spa Owner as loudly as she could while I had a client.  I quite enjoyed that moment of retribution.
• I still can't believe how really good "Avatar" was.  Although, I highly suspect that is all that Cameron has to offer us.  He hasn't made a good movie since "Terminator 2" and suddenly he pulls "Avatar" out of his ass.  Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if he was done.
• I have cramps.  I haven't had cramps in four years.  I did not miss cramps.  I'm seriously considering the options between going back on Depo and staying fat.  Stay tuned for the inevitable meltdown.
• There is a Plan for MidSouth Con. It involves being dressed as Southern Belles and going Nerd Hunting.  Yes, alcohol will probably be involved.  Yes, there will probably be pictures.  Yes, we will probably need bail money.  Please consider donating.
• I'm going to unleash a good friend of ours - who is a nerd of a different color but who likes the vampire thing - upon the vampire LARPers at MidSouth Con as a southern belle of course.  Hijinks will definitely ensue.**
• DragonCon!
• Also, I haven't lost weight yet.  Damn.  Oh, well, I will continue trying.  If I don't, you will have to take me as sexy and large.  Or at least sexy and strange.

There, happy now?  Sheesh!  So demanding!

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**"Well, bless your little pointy-fanged heart!  Aren't you precious!"  We also have plans of taking flashlights and shining them at the "vampires" and screaming, "Sparkle, bitch! Sparkle!"

Okay, so I missed a week or two. Shoot me. No, don't.  I have too many projects to finish. Either way:

• My brother is out of Afghanistan! He is safe and sound with his family!  I am so grateful!
• I had a wicked awful dream that could make a killer plot for NaNoWriMo if I can flesh it out more.  I always wanted to write at least one horror novel.  Just one.  One that is enough to make the skin crawl in the shadows of the night.  Just one.
• On an SCA front, we will have a new Baron and Baroness this weekend, and I'm already seeing those I determined will be total dickheads fulfill my expectations and several I thought would fall to the wayside declare they will do the best they can for the good of our Barony.  Those latter folks make me feel proud.  The others will definitely get a good scowling.
• My craft room is functional!  Super Hubby taught me to lay tile, so I spent the weekend ripping up carpet and laying said tile in a non-sexual manner, and feeling quite proud of myself.  Of course, I wish he had some advice for not wearing most of the adhesive.  I couldn't get my damn shoe off...
• My craft room is functional!  It bears repeating.  It's not finished, but oh, the paper mache and paint will splatter once again!  I'm all giddy and stuff!
• I finished an emergency embroidery project that was well-received by our baroness-elect.  Of course, I forgot to take pictures.
• Apparently, Zombie Apocolypse is the theme for this year's Halloween party.  That was the original plan, sure, but we couldn't get the venue we wanted, so I thought I'd put it off until next year when there's more time to plan...  Yeah, I had people and their children - seriously, their kids - pout at me.  The words "But, Richard has been planning this all year." came to me and I had to relent.  So, zombies.  This is not a bad thing, but the difference in venue definitely poses some interesting hurdles.  No time to teach the zombies how to do the Thriller dance, though.  Bummer.
• Next year's Halloween party theme is Freak Show.  Oh, yes, baby, I so have plans...
• It's going to be hot as hell for the event this weekend, isn't it?  *sigh*
• Oh, wait, it's supposed to rain all weekend, so the humidity will prevent me from actually being able to get out of my dresses.  Joy.
• Weight Watchers...still doing it...sort of...I keep hoping for the jello-giggly mindset to turn to concrete...
• Holy moley I want a whole lot of chips.
• Tomorrow will ben an adventure of juggling.  Eventually, we will get to site.  Whether or not we have food, we'll see.

And, this introduces your Friday.  Friday will be as plain or awful as you see it.  It's Friday.  It's always better than monday by default.  Live it up! ________________________ I am totally counting the points for these italics.  Totally.  Maybe.  Well shit.  This was easier on paper.